Sunday, March 9, 2008

I'm not qualified.


What is it about cabs? People will tell you stuff they'd never tell their spouse, their shrink, their doctor, their priest. Not even their bartender. Outrageous stuff.

News flash: thanks for sharing, but I'm not qualified. My degree's in English. I'd rather talk about Spinoza, and I'm much more concerned with your ability/willingness to pay me than the sordid, tawdry details of your pathetic life. You know, maybe you should pull the trigger and get out of the way.

Nothing personal. $7.90, please.

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