Monday, November 3, 2008

New prose by Don Cole.


On last Friday night (Halloween) in the Fairbanks cab biz:

I have mixed feelings here. Friday I had 3 pukers, was delayed an hour and 15 minutes with a starter going down, and lost my brakes completely. Thought I was going to die on the last one. Here is a gem though. Friday while sitting in front of the Golden Nugget I was approached by a guy on the driver's side. He asked me if I wanted to have some glossy postcard-sized flyers concerning porn star superstars. My gut told me he would move on quicker if I took them so I did. He told me they were coming to the Castle. "Is the Castle open now?" I asked. "It's the other Castle (sex toys, ed.) by the Bentley Mall. I figure if a lot of people go, there will be more porn star superstars coming up here so be sure to go." "I will eagerly attend," says I. He walked south.

Sunday, November 2, 2008

Perseverance.

I am not a pussy.

My new bottle of body wash proves it. Mobile post.

On Apple's new MacBooks.


A comprehensive review, via AppleInsider.

Obama and the RAZR.

This guy deserves better hardware.

Saturday, November 1, 2008

Windows 7 hands-on.


Review of the beta. It could not be worse than Vista.

R.I.P. Studs Terkel.

Friday, October 31, 2008

So sad.


More lame advertising from Microsoft.

Department of the supernatural.


Use your Mac's wireless to check for supernatural activity in your area. Halloween only.

The two-dimensional world.


Japanese man petitions to marry comic book wife. Why not?