The truth about Palin's makeover.

The skinny on the $150,000 Palin makeover, courtesy of my friend Craig:

They claim the clothes expenditure is a campaign related expense because the governor of the Great State of Alaska only had Carharrts and bunny boots to wear when she arrived, like a pauper, from Methville. Joe the Plumber offered to lend them a few white t-shirts and some denim overalls when he wasn't using them, but they made her butt look much bigger than normal. Or something like that. And that's the simple truth. Honest.

$99 netbooks?

Coming soon, with a catch.

T-shirt of the day.

From Zazzle.

New prose by Don Cole.

On last Friday night (Halloween) in the Fairbanks cab biz:

I have mixed feelings here. Friday I had 3 pukers, was delayed an hour and 15 minutes with a starter going down, and lost my brakes completely. Thought I was going to die on the last one. Here is a gem though. Friday while sitting in front of the Golden Nugget I was approached by a guy on the driver's side. He asked me if I wanted to have some glossy postcard-sized flyers concerning porn star superstars. My gut told me he would move on quicker if I took them so I did. He told me they were coming to the Castle. "Is the Castle open now?" I asked. "It's the other Castle (sex toys, ed.) by the Bentley Mall. I figure if a lot of people go, there will be more porn star superstars coming up here so be sure to go." "I will eagerly attend," says I. He walked south.

Perseverance.

I am not a pussy.

My new bottle of body wash proves it. Mobile post.

On Apple's new MacBooks.

A comprehensive review, via AppleInsider.

Obama and the RAZR.

This guy deserves better hardware.

Windows 7 hands-on.

Review of the beta. It could not be worse than Vista.

R.I.P. Studs Terkel.