The truth about Palin's makeover.

The skinny on the $150,000 Palin makeover, courtesy of my friend Craig:

They claim the clothes expenditure is a campaign related expense because the governor of the Great State of Alaska only had Carharrts and bunny boots to wear when she arrived, like a pauper, from Methville. Joe the Plumber offered to lend them a few white t-shirts and some denim overalls when he wasn't using them, but they made her butt look much bigger than normal. Or something like that. And that's the simple truth. Honest.